by Pnnis January 17, 2021
An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.
You're such a table.
by TheSarcasticCatfish February 06, 2017
John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there?
Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?
Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?
by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 01, 2021
by irishhellgirl June 05, 2006
the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.
by adoe26 February 19, 2010
"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
by Laitch123405 February 01, 2017