tactical spoon

Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning;

When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.

Soldier 1: Man it's so cold...my teeth are chattering and my hands are starting to freeze....dude, we have to tactical spoon.

Soldier 2: Okay.

by Cfn. Collins May 9, 2005

Tactical Vomit

the point in a night of heavy drinking where one forces themselves or chooses to throw up in order feel well enough to continue drinking and keep up with the nights festivities
-usually done after large amounts of drinking for example finishing a case in a night followed by several shots
done at least once in every college students life

Drunk Friend 1: "I feel like shit. No one should ever drink this much"
Drunk Friend 2: "Go take a tactical vomit so we can go to the bars and keep drinking cuz our night is not ending here."

by tigerbloodwinner May 25, 2011

Tactifag

The guy who wears chest rigs at the range full of mags. Talks about "Ambush Techniques" while he plays video games. Usually fat, usually stupid, & has delusions about being some one man army because he owns guns. These people usually men Invest half their money in guns, & accessories, all so they can "Survive the SHTF" Shit hits the fan but then.. they don't have health insurance..

Hey, look at that Tactifag, he's going to study the magpul DVD's for the eminent "shootout" coming to his suburban neighborhood.

by BroogiesHogies December 11, 2012

Tactical Retreat

A way to retreat or 'run away' while still retaining your manliness

Joseph: Smokey! we will make a Tactical Retreat Nigerundayo!

by Snow Noob YY May 27, 2019

Tactical Beard

Facial hair expertly grown to aid soldiers in combat zones throughout the world.

"Dude I think something latched onto your face while you were in Afghanistan."
"No man, it's my tactical beard. I took out an entire armed enemy unit with this thing."

by DKAY April 10, 2013

Scare tactics

When a person threatens you into doing something or warning you if they mess with them what can happen to you. Sometimes indirectly.

1st person Can you pick up my shoes for me, 2nd person I see if I can . 1st person oh you can do that for me (said venom in the voice, like a crazy lady)? Being said in the sense of if you don't you will be sorry, later on. I don't like your attitude, wow scare tactics. So not cool. Whatever

by Intellectual247 May 11, 2014

Tactitard

A culture of wannabe special forces operators who most likely never served in the military who's obsessions are with body armor, military gear, assault rifles, and polymer framed handguns.

The gun culture used to be normal before the tactitards took over everything.

by Purplewhite362 July 8, 2022