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He listens to a lot of jazz, he must be a toaster.
Toaster by waxpane June 1, 2019
Twat 1: Yeah I just got a new toaster cant wait to take it in the bath.
Twat 2: yeah man
Toaster by xXUr_NanXx October 9, 2019
when you sleep with 5 or more guys in the same frat
After sleeping with Jon, Matt, Tom, Jim, and Sam, Lex got her toaster!!!!!!!!!
toaster by hhihii December 6, 2017
A reference to a somewhat "inside" joke used in the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Transgendered) community to the 'joke' (that is never actually spelled out when used, lest you ruin the joke and look sorta stupid), that, for every straight person that a LGBT person "recruits" into the gay ranks, the recruiting LGBT person gets a toaster as an incentive, like some banks did (long ago) to get new accounts. This reference to banking incentives shows how long this "joke" has been around. The "joke" is at the expense of the right wingers who have for years tried to characterize gay people as "those horrible deviants who are making our children (or adults) gay!!!!". Like, "Okay, YOU GOT US! We ARE recruiting! AND, we are even so organized and wily in our scheme, we have incentives and prizes for recruiting your precious, previously heaven-bound little Johnny into our shameless, hell-bound ranks."
(One lesbian to another, while discussing another person of interest): "Well, she's 'straight', but if you can get her, you know you'll get a toaster!"

Or, (One gay man to another, tounge-in-cheek): "I hope I can get that (heterosexual) man to love me! I can always use another toaster!"
toaster by TomPnCA. April 10, 2006
another term for a vagina,due to the fact the slits are alike
"I'm going to stick my bread stick in your toaster and turn up the heat!"
toaster by Lannyfresh February 22, 2007
if toast is a penis...then a toaster is?
"LANISHA"= has the toaster..."JOSH"=has the toast
toaster by Teeter September 2, 2004