i don't fuck around 

Usually used in situations where fucking around is not permitted. Hardcore "non-fuckers" will often let people know of their "fucking" status by constantly letting them know by saying "Yo, I'm not fucking around here." They might even apply it to specific examples such as, "I was most definitely not fucking around on that test." People who do fuck around are often looked down upon, unless they can justify the act of fucking around that they were doing, are doing, or are planning to do. A few examples of the justification of fucking around are: if it is the first day of a month (especially if that day is a friday), if it's raining on Boston on the day the fucking around is occurring, if physical education is taking place on that day. Justifications must be completely outlandish, but they also must be said with a completely serious face or else you will have been caught fucking around and further ridiculed for doing so.

Yo Bazin, how'd you do in that game yesterday?

I scored like four goals. I don't fuck around man.

i don't fuck around by bizzle isn't fucking around May 4, 2009

ratchet ass hoe i don't fuck around. 

A line from a ghetto rap song; I ain't messing around, bitch

Black Chick: Ratchet ass hoe I don't fuck around. If you fuck with my man I'll burn your house down. *Holds up blow torch*

ratchet ass hoe i don't fuck around. by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave June 8, 2014

don't fuck the bunny

Don't do something stupid or mess up an opportunity.

Variants include: if you see a bunny, don't fuck it; that bunny has been fucked; and fuck the bunny, you should not.

It comes from the anime Sensitive Pornograph, where the main character, a pet-sitter, is given instructions to feed a bunny for his boss, and instead of a rabbit, he finds a man dressed as a bunny bound in his closet. Instead of doing what a sensible person would do and calling the cops, he proceeds to fuck him.

Richard: Hey, man, I've got a date with Sarah this Friday! I think I'm gonna take her to see a Van Damme movie.

Eli: Dude, don't fuck the bunny. Take her to see something with cute animals or shirtless Matthew McConaughey.

don't fuck the bunny by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl August 31, 2012

Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch 

One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch

Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch by FAS7 187 January 20, 2011

i don't fuck 

Used to express your feelings about a situation or a person or even a place. It basically means I don't care. It can also mean you don't associate with someone.

Friend: have you done your homework?
Other friend: guy I don't fuck !

i don't fuck by Cv1st May 23, 2017

I ain't fuck ya 

I ain’t fuck ya: To indicate innocence or reassurance of no wrong doing in a personal or business relationship.

aka: I haven't screwed you, I haven't fucked you.

Movie: Snatch Brad Pitt's character, Micky, a Traveler who sells Tommy and Gorgeous George a shoddy caravan (camping trailer) whose wheels fall off as they are towing it away; Mickey's says, "You want your money; I ain't fuck ya, I'll fight ya for it."

I ain't fuck ya by DarwinMan April 17, 2006

Don't Fuck the Chinaman 

Messing with the Chinese government in a way that will make the Chinese government retaliate.

President Trump, please don't fuck the Chinaman. We really don't need a trade war. - American, 2018

Don't Fuck the Chinaman by Badger384 May 21, 2018