slaunch

To slopily or forcibly insert something into something else.
Or slaunch can be replaced with launch at any time.

I slaunched one in her asshole last night!
I slaunched it in her asshole, prior to giving her the angry pirate.
I will slaunch the frisbee 100 yards.

by mdizzlenizzlepizzle May 3, 2006

slaunchy

adv.

Derived from the Italian word 'slaunchio', a term used when describing someone or something as slutty and/or sketchy

The girl that made out with your boyfriend in that alley was soooo slaunchy!

by khatch13 October 26, 2011

sylau

Sylau means “shut your lame ass up.”

bro sylau you’re not funny

by anonymous May 13, 2022

slaunched

Being wicked pissen drunk.

Buffington turned into Drunkington after he got wicked slaunched.

I got fucking slaunched and pissed my self last night.

by Senecal March 13, 2007

Slaunch

Defined as a fish, preferably A large mouth bass in the weight range 4-7 pounds. Anything over 7 pounds is considered a Slaunch Donkey also abbreviated as SD.

Holly cow dude!! That’s a slaunch!

by TheHandsomestBass April 14, 2019

Shlauntskies

After someone has smoked a large bowl, joint, bong, spliff, doobie, blount, or large gravity of the dank nugget known as marijuana.. then eats an incredibly large and robust meal to the point of feeling as though the stomach might explode; the person then sits or lays on the couch feeling everything pleasurable and satisfied.

After Fred and Wilma smoked a big bowl of the stinky nuggets they got from the Phish show last weekend they stuffed themselves with loads of Moma Goldbergs Deli sandwiches and proceeded to have the Shlauntskies!

by Pappalapadingdong January 19, 2009

Slaunching

verb

To move rapidly in any direction, usually upwind, in order to not be offended by one's own stench.

You may have showered at someone else's house, Jill, but it's just a matter of time before you come slaunching back to me.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius December 13, 2017