Swoleitis (also known as Swoleosis) is a condition that affects the size of human muscle tissue. If Swoleitis is left unchecked it may cause severe hypertrophy in human skeletal muscle.
People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.
People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.
Fred: "Whoa man, you're looking hella swole"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"
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A swolfie is when you take a selfie when you are feeling huge or swol. Most of the time taken at the gym.
TJ: Im feeling the gains already
Darin: Bro we really killed it at the gym
TJ: Dude lets take a swolfie
Darin: Bro we really killed it at the gym
TJ: Dude lets take a swolfie
by ErikaCasaBlackout April 13, 2015
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by Robbie C-Shot May 7, 2003
Get the swoliosis mug.A gym or recreation center where someone goes to work out. The term "swoll" refers to the swollen look/feeling ones muscles get, and "house" refers to the establishment you get swollen in.
The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy
The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy
Bro 1: Yo dawg you wanna hit the swoll house?
Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!
Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first
Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!
Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first
by Young Andro July 14, 2011
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"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''
"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"
"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"
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