swizzle sticks 

swizzle sticks is a word that is shouted immediatly after doing something horribly irreversible and you're panicking.

''oh- SWIZZLE STICKS, I KILLED PAUL!''

swizzle sticks by Em0 Fr3aK January 10, 2020

swizzle sticks 

Pregnancy tests.

You pee in a cup and then swizzle the test around in the cup

Hey babe? My period is late, can you swing by the pharmacy and get me some swizzle sticks?

swizzle sticks by p3niscakes February 2, 2021

Swizzle sticking 

The act of shoving a swizzle stick or similar object down an erect penis urethra, for enjoyment and or sexual pleasure: also know as cock stuffing,

I hurt my penis as I rolled over, I forgot I was swizzle sticking the night before and had left it in

Swizzle sticking by Paulcan2 March 23, 2021

Swizzle sticks 

The little hairs that can get nasty around a male dogs pee whole.

Quit licking your swizzle sticks Bob! (insert your dog name)

Swizzle sticks by Nvs1990 April 11, 2022

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

swizzlestick 

to rub ones penis all over an object.

"If V weren't so cool, i'd go and swizzlestick her desk next chance i had."

swizzlestick by booger74 April 20, 2009

SWIZZLESTICK 

Named for their association with their male counterpart the SWIZZLECAP, the SWIZZLESTICK is a common variety of female seen in trendy clubs, overpriced restaurants and suburban shopping malls worldwide. Instantly recognizable by her utterly conformist grooming habits, the early 21st century SWIZZLESTICK usually wears her straightened hair in a ponytail, dresses in non-threatening colors like beige and tan, and very possibly owns a pair of furry boots. Known for their exceptionally irritating voices, even a small gathering of SWIZZLESTICKS in a shop or restaurant can sometimes result in earaches, nausea and crippling migraines for bystanders within a 30 foot radius. Perhaps the most prized characteristic of SWIZZLESTICKS is how easily they can be replaced: if a SWIZZLECAP gets dumped by his SWIZZLESTICK girlfriend, he knows he need only visit his neighborhood sports bar to find an near-exact replica of her.

My last boyfriend wasn't interested in dating a woman with a brain or a real personality. After me, he hooked up with some SWIZZLESTICK.

SWIZZLESTICK by Dr. Clare Cunliffe July 20, 2008