swirlin'

the feeling you get when you're drunk and high simultaneously

Dude, this blunts got me swirlin'

by julia topping June 24, 2010

Swirling Coyote

1. A coyote in a blender
2. More commonly, an oral sex technique in which the perpetrator fills their mouth with exceptionally minty mouthwash, (preferably Listerine depending on budget), before expelling said mouthwash over the penis due to displacement of liquids (because of the penis). The perpetrator then swirls their tongue in a circular motion before gently nibbling the foreskin replicating the distinctive call of a coyote. It is recommended that this takes place outside and with optional debris for authenticity.

Katie Hebblethwaite gives fantastic Swirling coyotes

by Split Banana March 30, 2017

Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt

Biggest of all bitches and cunts alike. Stuck up or woman / girl whom is so full of ones own shit cause they have a twat and look semi decent.

cunt: you are such a loser... noone likes you.

MAN: and your a Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt!

by bigbigbigbitch July 28, 2010

swirling the drain

Used in the medical field to describe the period of time before someone dies.

The patient in 537 has been swirling the drain all day.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Swirling Around in His Urn

The way cremated people express shock and disgust. Similar to spinning in one's grave.

Gossip queen #1: Old man Wilson would be spinning in his grave if he new his daughter married a negress.
Gossip queen #2: Wasn't he cremated?
Gossip queen #1: That's right, he'd be swirling around in his urn if he knew his daughter was scissoring a black chick.

by Dikalottapus September 3, 2013

Swirling cones

A quirky 'sweet' reverence to man on man sexual action.

Jane: "Did you see those guys swirling cones?"
Phil: " yeah! They were going at it!"
OR

Sam: " Hey! You wanna swirl cones?"
Tommy: "Duh!"

by One love April 23, 2015

swillionaire

Someone who has developed a lifestyle well beyond their legitimate means, accumulating a wealth of "funny money" to include but not limited to: food stamps, welfare, section 8 living, disability despite not being disabled, unemployment, and government medical coverage. Usually knows the ins and outs of soup kitchens, church donations, and other charities. Most likely the product and cause of a white trash upbringing. They've squandered all their free money in the pursuit of drugs and have begged and borrowed from anyone willing to lend a hand, particularly family members, including their sons and daughters (ranging in age from 11 to 21) ex-husbands/wives, parents, siblings and have most likely been "cut off" by those with the common sense to realize what scum these people are. Credit cards are maxed out and multiple bankruptcies have been filed but Credit Card companies still see fit to grant credit. Unpaid bills pile up over months until they are forced to switch companies and take out phone, cable, and internet in someone else's name. Considered by many to be financial black holes, this breed of pondscum is a cankerous sore on society's underbelly.

"Don't worry, our trashy neighbors won't be here long, they're swillionaires!"
See also: bottomfeeder, lowrent, swill, scum, trash, white-trash, loser, beggar, vagabond, train wreck, druggie, etc.

by Beautiful Ken July 18, 2009