Record spinster

One who spins records, lp's, music,, record enthusiast without being a snob about it. One who has a casual relationship with his record collection for the love of music not as a symbol of status.

Q: Are you a serious audiophile or collector?
A: No, man i just own a lot of records because I like listening to them...I'm just a record spinster.

by RollieJ September 3, 2021

spinster

A woman who kept on believing in fairytale-like love stories for too long.

my ( spinster ) chemistry teacher

by aeredna November 15, 2009

swisstern

Someone, who despite having a degree from a respectable Swiss school and the excuisitness of eurotrash claims the natural logarithm converges. And is ready to argue about it with anyone.

Normal Person: log of infinity is infinity, says it in the bible

Swisstern: look at the graph you stupid American, it grows slower and slower so it must never reach infinity!

by normal__person__ October 11, 2006

Deli-Buff Spinster

Any person who will eat food off of your cock.

Person 1: Aye did you go to the cocktail party last night?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Made amy my deli-buff spinster with the crudités!

by Peeleberry December 4, 2010

swisstern

A Swiss intern, working abroad.

Who's that guy at the Espresso machine?

Oh, that's Mark, our Swisstern.

by tribeca December 16, 2005

the spinster aunt

The aunt who never got married but is pretty cool, does her own thing, and just dates around.

Yeah..that's my Aunt Sarah, that's her boyfriend of the week, she's the spinster aunt.

by Grace Blase October 3, 2017

spinster

Spinster is an attractive lady who can spin dreams of her own, have the freedom to make them true, and when this happens men often spin around her for marriage proposals. Now it depends entirely on her to accept or reject proposals. Married ladies often envy spinsters.

I am a spinster, I can spin as I like; not a married lady who has marred her life!

by koolcharm October 18, 2015