A shot on the swings

Scottish phrase for intercourse. Indication that you want a shag. A plea for a ride.

After plying your partner with a right good bevvy: "Fancy a shot on the swings hen?

by Thistle Dubh August 18, 2009

Swingshift

Term used to describe a multipolar coworker. The personality of said person may change at a moments notice.

Ol' swingshift just went ape sh!+. Man, I didn't even see it coming.

by Tricepatops March 16, 2017

birch tree swingset

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis

"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."

by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010

Swinrus

A combination of the Swine Flu and Virus.

Gráce : Hey, hear about those Mexicans with the Swinrus? Bummer man.
Nay Nay : Yeah sucks to be them.

by Frenchiie = ) May 1, 2009

singus

Singus is a prophet that you don't wanna fock with

Singus is heading towards the earth everyones happiness

by Infrared Fox January 23, 2023

the door swings both ways

It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.

Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."

by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008

Melon Swings

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock for a swim suit, then the top part of a female's bikini is her "Melon Swings"

Melon SwingstitsknockersbraMelonsbanana Hammock

by www.bananahammockpools.com October 5, 2010