Swifting

The act or process of appearing to be shocked and overwhelmed at awards shows.

Kristen Wig and Will Farrell were swifting quite dramatically at the Golden Globes.

by wraina January 15, 2013

Taylor Swifted

All you hear is your ex's sorrow from your breakup. It's almost like a Taylor Swift song.

Man: "It's been a week since I broke up with her. All I've been seeing are her sad posts on social media."
Friend: "Dude, you just got Taylor Swifted."

by AeroNova March 16, 2017

Taylor Swiftin

1. The act of publicly humiliating a guy after he breaks up with you making him ashamed to go out in public

1. OMG I canot belive he dumped you in a 24 second phone call you need to do some serious Taylor Swiftin

by Alanan February 19, 2010

Taylor Swifting

Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!

by MiamiMan August 26, 2012

Taylor Swifted

The act of having a small, disgruntled black man make a fool of you; usually in front of a large audience.

Shit, my Algebra teacher just totally Taylor Swifted me in front of the class.

by P.ConsuelaBananahammock September 15, 2009

Taylor Swifting

The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.

Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!

by mr.timmah December 13, 2012

Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.

"Yesterday afternoon four kids went to the hospital for injuries resulting from memeing in front of a local cafe... Faith Hilling, Taylor Swifting these are things that are going to get you killed!"

by SP FTW August 22, 2012