swedish rowboat

A line of men jerking off the person behind them while yelling, "stroke, stroke, stroke". Colloquial term for a circle jerk but there is one asshole leading the March.

Sorry to interrupt guys, I didn't know the party had turned into a Swedish rowboat.

by The Vanillist March 3, 2015

Swedish Puffer

The act of releasing gas as you are getting a massage.

I was so relaxed during my session that I had a Swedish Puffer. needless to say the therapist was none too pleased.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

Swedish Snorkling

The act where a male individual throws himself on his back, preferably on a lovely, lush, green meadow, and start to blow himself.

Look at Johnny. He has gone swedish snorkling.

by wickedwoollywilly May 25, 2020

Swedgered

To describe someone who has consumed large quantitys of ecstacy and dosent know or where they are.

"look at him hes swedgered out his nut"

by damagefaction January 24, 2009

Swedish Leaf Blower

The act of cumming into a fan and splattering the whole room.

Dude, I gave Sandy a Swedish Leaf Blower last night and im still scrubbing it off the walls.

by Cbh1990 July 13, 2015

Swedish Pizza

A slang term for the female genitalia

Dude she had a tasty swedish pizza

by acidctrl August 26, 2017

swedish jacuzzi

A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids

Dad: Hey kids I’m home!

Step daughters: bring any steak?
Dad: yes I made it in the Swedish jacuzzi

by Yanguskhan69 September 30, 2020