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shit sweat

hot sweat that protrudes from the sweat glands caused by taking an abnormally long, large and painful shit.
bro #1:"yo my jiblet homie is still in the bathroom!"
bro #2:"damn he must be taking a shit sweat... painfullll for the annalll"
by jiblets 4 dayzz June 28, 2011
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Shit Sheet

To place dog or other animal feces in ones sheet to surprise them at bed time. The victim usually becomes violent so you must hide or be prepared to defend yourself. Best done at a party or for retaliation.
The highlight of the party was when I shit sheeted Johnny. The low point is when he returned with his gun.

I Shit Sheeted Shaniqua. Then got my ass kicked and she hit the showers.
by Dawn Butz May 1, 2011
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Shit Sheet Bandit

A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”

“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
by captainautismo September 10, 2019
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shit sheet

one of those bland papers your teacher lets you grade- "real papers written by real students" even though you know it was written in an overly obvious way by a 40 man who works for the government. then she tells you graded it the wrong way.
jesus christ!! i had to grade 17 fucking shit sheet's tosay!!
by mitchel parker July 9, 2007
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Sweep n Shit

the act of having a broomstick shoved up your ass.
Hey man, how was that Sweep n Shit last night?”
That shit kinda hurt”
by Gimme that Sweep n Shit January 22, 2019
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Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest
She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that
by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021
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don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.
calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.
by george January 20, 2005
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