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Sweaters

Players in their chosen video game who try too hard and sweat it out all day and night causing obsessive behaviour leading to fatness, loneliness, unemployment and benefit claims so they can stay home and play games all day. Sweaters can usually be be spotted by their particularly high multiplayer rank and by solving a simple equation, it is possible to conclude how much of a sweater they are:

(Multiplayer Rank/Number of Days Since Launch) x Average XP per round of game

Another way to spot potential sweaters is nonsensical, ostentatious online handles. Scientists believe that due to a lack of sunshine, good nutrients and normal, social interaction, sweaters spoken and written language skills diminish greatly, sometimes irreversibly.

Sweaters can be found in the usual sweater breeding grounds on games such as Gears of War (2), Call of Duty, FIFA etc. It is also apparent that when sweaters meet online, they will form a group known as a 'pool'. A pool can be devastatingly irritating to play against, but remembering that you are not fat, unemployed and a virgin usually counters this irritation.
Fred: Wow, four level 100s on the opposition team this round
Harry: Yeah, looks like another pool of sweaters

Gary: Jesus, a nuke in under 3 minutes, that guy must be proper sweating it.
Jules: Yeah it's his 4th nuke in 6 games, he must be heading down to Boots for some more antiperspirant when his benefit money comes through
by whitestrat October 23, 2011
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Sweatering

Those girls posted pictures of themselves on Facebook sweatering.
by wifeofnialler December 24, 2012
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Sweatish

To be before the point of sweating as a state of feeling a sweat or being partly sweaty
what are you doing right now?

I'm feeling Sweatish from these algebra 2 questions
by Jacobrgoodwin October 1, 2016
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Sweatalish

Constantly sweating then cured by the consumption of sweets
OMG Sally was sweatalish
by Cullow April 1, 2019
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No Sweaters in the Pool

A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.
(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)

Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."
by Apocalyptus January 17, 2009
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swearish

sorta-kinda swear, but probably a promise you'll break.
politician: i'll have that done next week, i swearish.
me: liar.
by scottimus June 11, 2006
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sweaters

a group of really dumb women. - as in, they are as dumb as sweaters. not to be confused with the verb form of actual sweating. can be used in singular form also.
I didn't think there would be so many sweaters at this party.

or

That Donna chick is such a frickin' sweater.
by kate October 1, 2002
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