swagoople

Main Entry: swa-goo-ple

Function: verb

Etymology: ?

Date: late 20th century

1: the act of swindling, usually with things of little or no value

2: when one performs the swagoople, see noun

Function: noun

3: the most ballin' fellatio move ever, it involves swirling the tongue around all angles of the male genitalia (high-fives)

Function: adjective

4: post-ejaculate, indifference

1: "God damn it, Brian fuckin' swagoopled all the straws in the house."

2: "Once I swagoople my man, he tastes colors."

3: "Dude, once she did the swagoople, I literally tasted colors."

4: "Once I came, I was swagoopled... She didn't look nearly as sexy covered in my seed."

by Steaming Pile Of Shit September 12, 2009

Shazooli

A common term used to confirm the mutual excitement of a theme, event, or idea. The use of the term "Shazam" is a mandatory prerequisite for the use of "Shazooli"

(This conversation occurs after a score by your favorite team in your favorite sport.)

Scott: Shazam!
Sam: Shazooli!

by Sammy "Benny" B March 1, 2010

shazoo

A plus-sized female, in reference to a cutaway in Family Guy S7 E3, "The Road to Germany".

The entire Cold Stone Creamery which opened next to Weight Watchers was completely devoured by shazoos.

by O'Brian McFinnigan March 20, 2019

drippin in swagoo

something or someone that is just so swaged out that their isn't any other way to explain their level of unrealness. Hence, drippin in swagoo.

***Chad shows up with sideways hat***

Franklin: Man, he's drippin in swagoo!

by america online April 28, 2015

swagoo

the sauce that would drip off you if had excessively mad swagg

guy 1:man do you smell that it smells like ragoo?

guy 2:nah bro its that fine ass dime piece,shes drippin swagoo

by dirtysd December 3, 2011

Swazoled

If you spend you money on useless things.

I swazoled away my money on that bull horn.

by sctso May 8, 2003

Spazookered

The act of drinking until you see many versions of the same thing, often involves people being abused by pets.

Me & Tony were drinking for 7 hours straight, he claimed he petted his pet stapler whilst his dog shouted at him, Tony was completely spazookered

by YaBoiJD September 25, 2017