Sarvenaz

Sarvenaz is an amazing girl with the nicest body figure. She does her best in everything and is independent. All the boys want her. she is so irresistible and so sexy that boys dribble everywhere when they see her. She's smart, clever and always looks amazing. No one can bring her down and she's always happy. She is very rich, sometimes a bit spoilt but she can survive any situation. She is simply amazing.

Dyumn, have you seen that new girl, such a sarvenaz!

by queenbeenumbertwo July 26, 2011

Swervedriver

Possibly one of the most underrated alternative rock bands of all time. An English band formed in 1984, they recorded and released four studio albums displaying a sound like those of grunge and indie rock. Unfortunately, they never made much mainstream success and were on hiatus for many years before reuniting in 2008 to tour again.

"It looks like you've been losing sleep", said a stranger on a train...

Swervedriver deserves more. Fuck the Jonas Brothers.

by Nosdormu August 3, 2009

swerve text

Swerve text is when you're texting someone and you think they're into you then at the last minute they send you message to blow you off.

Ashley: Hey, I've been thinking about you.
Brian: oh really? Want to come over?
Ashley: hmm, not today I got other plans.
Brian: Damn, just got swerve texted, I see how it is.

by Jazy123 June 20, 2014

Sarvente

Sarvente is a nun who owns a church and asks people if they want to join. for example, she asks Boyfriend if he and his Girlfriend want to join it, although they were only trying to find the bathroom. She sings a couple songs to prove why its good to join, but on the last song, Gospel, she was tired of trying to get them to join. The songs she sang were Parish, Worship and of course, Gospel.

Person 1: Sarvente is hot
Person 2: God, another person who simps for a nun?

by nono bai June 9, 2021

cock starved

A person, usually a woman, but sometimes a man, and in rare circumstances a circus midget with one eye, that has been deprived of having/using/eating cock so long, that they have become starved of it's delight and fufillment.

That whore Suzy Jenkins got sent to prison and is now being fucked and eaten out by lesbians, she sure is cock starved or David Hasselhoff hasn't had anal butt sex with or licked the balls of Elton John since he started his Germany comeback tour, I bet he is cock starved by now.

by Fatty April 14, 2003

Swerved

When someone avoids conversation with you deliberately cause either you or them are a cunt

1 = "Hi"
2 = (*walks bye with dirty look*)
3 = ooo you jus got swerved

by Lowtonloserwitallslanglayd January 27, 2016

Sarver

-noun
1. as in Michael Sarver, the 10th place contestant on American Idol, season 8, also known as "Papa Bear".

-verb "to Sarver"
1. to miss an inside joke/event/occurrence. It is in reference to a flood of Twitters from members of an online American Idol community to Michael Sarver's account, congratulating him and fellow American Idol contestant Danny Gokey's "romantic" relationship. In response, Sarver Twittered, "Did I miss something".

Both Gokey and Sarver are very Christian and socially conservative, and Danny has said he loves Michael in the "right...godly" way.

I Sarvered on that Kradam moment! What happened?

I don't get all this drama...I must've Sarvered while I was having a life/sleeping.

by vita_dulcis August 17, 2009