Swarthmore

Small liberal arts college outside of Philadelphia, well known for its academic rigor and an eyebrow-raisingly unattractive student body. Identity politics plus social ineptitude often leads to petty dislikes morphing into accusations of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. etc.

In short, the greatest anti-reality check you will ever meet.

Swarthmore in the morning...

Student 1: The coffee bar is out of milk...and black coffee is kinda bitter.

Student 2, dead earnest: You know that's really racist.

by SirachaSauce April 18, 2010

Swarth

A dark-skinned person. Used as an insult for niggers, pajeets, latinxs, and other non-whites. Derived from the adjective swarthy meaning dark-skinned, which itself is derived from German schwarz, meaning black or dark.

"A surprising number of swarths LARP as whites online."

by это среда, мои парни September 24, 2023

swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

Scartch That Kitty Cat

To get that pussy or please a women.

Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.

Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.

by J Mit March 23, 2005

swarthily

Another word for sincerely, used by Bubs' Concession Stand.

Dear Mr. Bad,
This constitutes your final warning. Please remit payment of three dollars and sixty-two cents, or you will be turned over to a "cut off your toes" -style collections agency.
Swarthily,
Bubs' Concession Stand

by SMD August 21, 2004

snartchel

The puddle of drool left on bibs, clothing and car-seats by teething babies.

She needs a clean bib because the one she's wearing has snartchel all over it!

by c1nemac June 15, 2010

snartch

Too creepily ogle at hot women in a public environment, like a mall, gym, or Target.

Is Bob going to meet us for lunch? No he is going to go snartch around the food court at the Mall.

by farmertime November 14, 2013