dansby swanson

Dansby Swanson is one FINE ASS man. He plays baseball for the Atlanta braves and I you go to a game and see his faced you will be BLESSED. This boy also has the best ass in the MLB (fuckin try me) and he looks like a model. So far the mans is single. (2018) he is in the class AAA because he's such a fine ass shortstop and he has a BUNCH of fangirls. Most of them girls that go to a braves game are there for dansby.

Who's that fine shortstop?
Oh that's dansby Swanson
Wow

by cameronswanson July 15, 2018

swanton bomb

a move creadted bye the greatest wrestler of all time the charasmatic enigma jeff hardy a 180degree front flip with arms out you jump off of the tope rope(or ladder or cage or stage or jumbo screem or any thing jeff is crazy) arms out cruxifix arch your back then wright before you land onyour face throw your to your side flip over land on your back on your openent

holy crap jeff just swantoned off that 24 foot ladder and put bubba ray dudley throu that table onm the ramp how on earth did not kill him self

by xion May 7, 2005

Swanson's dinner

a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent

I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Swanson

Another term for Moustache

Damn, you have one exellent Swanson there, son.

by HeyLaueeb December 17, 2017

Swanton

The kind of town where everyone knows everyone. Consists of a school, a Kroger, The Honey Bear, a few gas stations and a car dealer. Everything else is houses. Although small, contains a few stoplights and a railroad. Swanton also hosts fireworks every fourth of July. Oh, and people like to party in Swanton. A lot.

'Let's get drunk after school with the Swanton kids.'

'But it's only Tuesday!'

'What's your point?'

by Katelyn F June 13, 2008

Swanson

Named for Parks and Recreation great, Ron Swanson, a noted man's man, expert whittler, creator of the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, steak enthusiast, and mustache aficionado.

To "Swanson" something is to succeed spectacularly. You didn't just achieve your goal, there wasn't even a hint of failure.

Girl: "You must have been starving! You Swansoned that steak!"
Boy: "Yeah, I was hungry. It was delicious."

Boy 1: "Start filming, I'm going to Swanson this jump!"
Boy 2: "Already rolling, bro, go for it!"

by KweenRider November 30, 2011

Swansonian lie

To be so wrapped up in your own sarcasm that you forget the truth; To inadvertently lie due to overwhelming sarcasm; blur the line between truth and sarcasm

"I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore, I may have told a Swansonian lie" sarcasm lie

by Swarcasm April 2, 2010