swanny dickhead.

like dickhead, but far stronger. implying they are as dick headdy as a swan (which are very dickheaddy)

"You swanny fucking dickhead!!!"
"My mate jebbsy is a swanny dickhead."
"yeah, good one swanny"
"geg out of my cheb, swanny"

by Dave Wood February 27, 2007

Up the swanny

In a hopeless situation.

'...and if that does happen, I'll be left up the swanny'.

by LittleDonkeyLittleDonkey October 6, 2008

I swanny

An expression used mainly in the south when heavily irritated or pissed off.

Mother: Jonny go take out the trash.

Jonny: ahhh..I swanny!

by Greg Marshall December 25, 2007

Soggy Swanny

while wanking shout out all his nick names and try and cum before you say all of them

Dude, I did the soggy swanny last night I only got to three of his nicknames

by suck my dongle April 15, 2009

Up swanny

To get pregnant. British.

Hear about Ginny, she's up swanny!

Oops!

by Shuaman November 16, 2021

Swanny

The act of wanking and pooping at the same time, then proceeding to call your grandmother.

Austin did you call grandma for her birthday.. Yes it was an un expected swanny!

by DoctorSatan August 12, 2022

swannies

baby swans

Aww did you see that swan and her swannies cross the street?

by KillaHertz Burpz May 1, 2021