Swagless

The act of having no swag

To be lame, a loser or have no friends

Bruce is swagless

Hannah is a cool dudette, therefore she is not swagless

by moonwalker0000 May 12, 2011

swaglet

Quiet possibly the greatest invention ever since the aglet. A swaglet is the little end part to your hoodie strings too keep it all together and so that dirt and other unwanted things don't get in it.

Beth likes sweatshirts with a swaglet.

agletplasticthingysweatshirtlace

by ffohsib December 2, 2010

Swaglessness

1. A term that is used to express the state of one's lack of swag.

2. Usually directed towards immature kids who can't accept the fact that they need to grow up and just idolizes weed, wears expensive brands, obsesses with piercings/tattoos, and boasts about the swagger they never have.

3. The absence of swagfulness

1. Boy: hey girl, whats yo numba?
Chick: fuck off
Boy: fml! WAAAAH! let me blog it on my tumblr!
Friend: wow grow some balls. your swaglessness is hurting my reputation...you know what? im not kicking it with you anymore. pussy.
Boy: WAAAH!

2. Boy: dude i bought my obey cap today at Journeys!

Friend: SWAG!
Friend 2: Swag!
Friend 3: Swaaaag!
Chick: please, you are full of swaglessness

by sbinladen December 16, 2011

swagless wonder

a person that is without swag to an extream extent

kate is a swagless wonder

by call me han solo February 7, 2010

Saglets

A very informal way of greeting a good friend.

Me: Saglets!
Lance: Saglets to you too, mate!

by Heather Moonbeam I May 18, 2010

swagless

The opposite of this poster's personality. When an urbandictionary user tries to make up a word to start a new trend, they automatically are annointed with swag juice.

How swagless of you to adhere to maintream music.

by kevinwarerip June 24, 2013

Swagless

Not having or showing the proper swagger to be accepted by society.

“Do thou have the adequate amount of swag?”
“No,” he replied sadly. “I am swagless.”

by thegreenestbean April 11, 2020