SWAB

Skinny White African Boy

That boy is a right SWAB

by ILOVETONYSLAGTONY September 22, 2009

SWAB

Super
Waterboy
Actuator
Bypass

Coined by Gigaherz on Focaljet for the IMRC actuator bypass poineered by "Waterboy" on FJ

Did you do the SWAB to your SPI Focus yet?

by Jim Juliano March 14, 2005

Cunt Swab

A person that is nearly as unimportant as a cotton swab that is stroked on the female vagina.

Person 1: You talking shit, ass eater?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up “cunt swab” head ass.

by WittyIG April 25, 2019

Throat Swab

The performing partner lies back on a couch or bed, tilting their head over the edge, while their partner penetrates their mouth from a kneeling, squatting, or standing position (depending on furniture height). Experiment carefully with the speed and forcefulness of any thrusting to keep it comfortable for the performing partner.

Since the performing partner needs air to stay alive, pause frequently to give time for breath...

Love a good throat swab!

by Sex101 February 05, 2009

swab jockey

Anyone in the U.S. Navy below the rank of Vice Admiral.

A couple of swab jockeys got drunk and fell off the fantail of their frigate last night.

by ars64 March 09, 2006

swab macaw

a well liked sociable white boy

He's so swab macaw. I can't wait to hang out with him!

by Tia Kell May 10, 2014

Dick swab

Interchangeable with fuckwit but additionally despise as being incompetent or utterly useless

Reckons he’s a genius but he’s an absolute dick swab

by TuTuTu March 13, 2018