surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere

My date last night was ruined because of my surging sanders

by ToastRoaster April 29, 2016

surging sanders

1) One who cums out of nowhere.

2) Bernie Sanders' 2016 Presidential Campaign coming out of nowhere.

Credit--Trevor Noah, The Daily Show

Brad: Dude, Surging Sanders fuckin came out of NOWHERE!
Craig: ...and that's all Hillary wrote.

by livndiebtbooty May 1, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Bernice thought she had felt it all; every move, twist and tickle. Then she opened her mind a listened bringing forth wave upon wave of ecstasy; a veritable surging sanders.

by buddysmellgood April 25, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Sex with Bernie Sanders lives up to his name. One moment, you are enjoying it, the next, he is a Surging Sanders.

by HairyNegroasshole May 1, 2016

surging sanders

When you come/cum out of no where.
Coined by FOX News.

My wife was surprised by my 'surging sanders'.

by ExMuzzy April 25, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere (defined by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show, January 13th, 2016)

We'd hardly started kissing when my boyfriend started surging sanders

by voxdoc April 28, 2016

surging sanders

When Bernie Sanders or one of his supporters ejaculates all over someone

After the rally Billy pulled a surging sanders on Jessica

by Tech giant May 6, 2016