surging sanders

n. a surprising, unexpected ejaculation or orgasm, one that "came out of nowhere"

(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)

The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.

by Elijah Badasswordsmith March 4, 2020

surging sanders

"When you come out of nowhere" much like the political run of senator Bernie Sanders. From Trevor Noah of the Daily Show

Did you hear Lucy gave Jake a surging sanders? bet that sucked. Fast way to end a date.

by John Doughboy October 9, 2016

surging sanders

A Surging Sanders is where you come outta nowwere.

@wagonreality

Last night, Ted Cruz was with his wife and he pulled a Surging Sanders all over there tablecloth.

by wagonreality April 26, 2016

surging sanders

(n.) when you cum out of nowhere

oh sorry, excuse my surging sanders

by drakeandjoshfan1234 May 8, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere

Damn was that boy a surging sanders.

by iAkOuLz May 5, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere...

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by Bambalamb May 10, 2016

Surging Sanders

cumming completely out of nowhere

I was in line at the grocery store and I was hit by a surging sanders. I had to rush home and change.

by talkingshotgun April 24, 2016