surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Everything was going great with Hillary until my surging sanders ruined her night.

by dbcitizen September 3, 2016

surging sanders

n. a surprising, unexpected ejaculation or orgasm, one that "came out of nowhere"

(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)

The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.

by Elijah Badasswordsmith March 4, 2020

surging sanders

A Surging Sanders is where you come outta nowwere.

@wagonreality

Last night, Ted Cruz was with his wife and he pulled a Surging Sanders all over there tablecloth.

by wagonreality April 26, 2016

surging sanders

(n.) when you cum out of nowhere

oh sorry, excuse my surging sanders

by drakeandjoshfan1234 May 8, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere

Damn was that boy a surging sanders.

by iAkOuLz May 5, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

When President Clinton reminisced about his/her time in office, they had fond memories of surging Sanders. Be it in the Oval Office, or the campaign trail.

by adrianmeyer April 24, 2016

surging sanders

surprisingly cumming out of nowhere.

i got sprayed in the face by Bob's Surging Sanders.

by Capy N Sons April 24, 2016