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sunglasses

Plastic/metal/glass instruments placed over the eyes to block out harmful UV rays.

Celebrities use them to diguise themselves as normal people. Normal people use them to digsuise themselves as celebrities.
"Check out the new sunglasses I bought! They protect my eyes while making myself appear to be rich."
by Emily December 24, 2004
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Sunglasses Hot

Someone who appears to be hot..until they take off their sunglasses.
He looks really good in this picture, but he might only be sunglasses hot.
by RodneyC April 19, 2010
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norwegian sunglasses

When Your girlfriend gives you a BJ while being upside down, so your balls cover her eyes...!
..damn, we were having quality time and then I decided it was time for here to wear Norwegian sunglasses; she was upside Down and giving me a BJ and my balls covered her eyes!
by Pacmania4ever July 21, 2014
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sunglasses cute

a girl who is easily rated as a 8 or above on a 10 point scale with sunglasses on but once they are off, eww.
I was talking to this girl at the beach last week, things were looking good until she took her shades off, totally sunglasses cute.
by Yas Cheetah March 3, 2010
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Three-months sunglasses

Noun (only plural)

1. Overtly expensive 'designer' sunglasses (Dior, Klein et al), named as so because they are to be worn only for three months, after that they are out of fashion.
2. Any overtly expensive fashion product expected to run out of fashion in limited time.
3. Any piece of art bought only because of the name associated with it and not the piece of art itself.
4. Sunglasses associated with three months.
1. 'Yes, I'm serious, he bought Dior glasses for three-hundred EUR and after three months just didn't wear them any more because it was out of fashion.'
2. Yes, I'm serious, he bought Dior anal lube for three-hundred EUR and after three months just didn't use it any more because it was out of fashion.'
3. 'This Mondriaan here is the prize item of my collection, I'm extremely positive I would have bought for enough money to sustain a third world country for six months any-how if the artist wasn't famous. If you do not see this, you know nothing of art.'
4. I hate it when there are three-months sunglasses in my prawns on the barbie.
by Lajla July 7, 2008
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Fuck your Sunglasses

A catchphrase that alludes to the infamous “To my ex” or “hot dog husband” video that can be found on YouTube.
Definition #1
TL;DR
This phrase can be used casually to reject someone’s attempts to take control of a situation, or to reject someone’s actions/existence in general.

Sunglasses are used to control the amount of sunlight one’s eyes perceive, worn to seem mysterious or intimidating, or as a choice of fashion. All of these have assertive intentions, therefore, the phrase “fuck your sunglasses” is reject someone’s attempt to utilize metaphorical “sunglasses.”

Definition #2
Rejecting someone else’s perspective, as in the metaphorical sunglasses one perceives something.
Example of #1
A: We should go out tonight.

B: We? No, I do not want to do that.
A: Come on, you never do anything fun with me. Let’s go out and have a good time.

B: Fuck you, and fuck your sunglasses. I do not want to spend time with you.

Definition #2
A: I think roller coasters are fun
B: I don’t, fuck your sunglasses.
by Psuedonomm May 18, 2020
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Cunt in sunglasses

Person 1 "isn't joe acting funny today?"
Person2"yea like a real bitch"
Person 1 "yea he is a real cunt in sunglasses today"
by Cockterdoctor December 1, 2014
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