sumofo

adjective: a fat mofo / a fat motherfucker

Kevin: DaaAaamnit maaan!!!! Someone stole my lunch from the work fridge again.
Jen: I saw your empty bag in that sumofo Kim's trashcan this morning.
Kevin: Let's set her office on fire...

by shashyah July 31, 2009

summon the goblin

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.

Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.

Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.

by Primaries101 November 17, 2022

anal summoning

when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass

Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.

by blurrylights February 13, 2019

Summoning

Great, very talented epic/atmospheric black metal band. Write songs set in The Lord of the Rings universe. I could listen to their music for months and months.

Summoning makes me want to live in the mountains.

by Tea and Cereal January 14, 2009

Summon Cult

a cult that likes to play idv, watch anime, and has a lot of shit going in hehe thanks for reading

an: love, lOvE, LOVE SUMMON CULT
kelli: i do too
an: no not in that way
cece: shut up guys
brooklee : *seen*

by SUMMONCULT January 7, 2020

Summoning Eye

It is an item in Hypixel Skyblock that cost around 600k in-game coins. They usually drop when you kill an enderman named zealot. A special zealot often drops these.

A Summoning Eye just dropped from my Special Zealot.

by Justina the 5th May 12, 2020

Summon the Bone Dragon

To suffer an uncontrollable erection that tears through one's pantaloons. Only a select few suffer from this condition, which occurs each year by the light of the hunter's moon.

Though he may walk amongst us as a normal man, come the autumnal equinox he will summon the bone dragon, thereby revealing himself.

by Green-Hat April 22, 2010