Summit Avenue

Oh, boy. Where to begin? Summit Avenue is a street in St. Paul, Minnesota that stretches roughly 6 miles, running from the St. Paul Cathedral to the Mississippi River. The longest stretch of Victorian homes in the U.S., the street is chalk full of mansions, castles, history, and douchebags; it prominently displays the residences (or former residences) of several Fortune 500 CEOs, at least one U.S. Senator, the childhood brownstone of F. Scott Fitzgerald, the 36,000 sq. ft palace of James J. Hill, as well as the Minnesota Governor’s Mansion. Cruising down this antique street, one feels as if they were ushered back to a more simple time; a time when aristocracy was fashionable, servants were plentiful, and carriage houses were a necessity. All in all, Summit Avenue is a stunning street but probably a huge bitch to live on—so if you’re considering purchasing a home on the famous road remember the following: your friends will envy you, your taxes will reach near celestial levels, your kids will get made fun of, you can’t renovate because of the historical society, and it’s a fucking night plow route so you have to move your car every 3 days in the winter.

You: So I just bought a house on Summit Avenue

"Friend": OOOOHHH, Summit Avenue, eh?! (Annoying elbow to your stomach accompanied with a wink)

You: Fuck off, it's a two story shithole with carpenter ants and higher taxes than feudal Europe.

by SummitResident January 20, 2011

Summative

A universally feared report on a subject, often issued by Dr. Victory. Those who are assigned them often state emphatically they will start the weekend after being assigned it, though do not start until the weekend before. It is advised that one fills it with as much visual, textual, and quantitative data as possible, in the form of short, declarative sentences, with the purpose of causing >9000 victorgasms.

We were given about three weeks to do our final summative, but almost no one started until the week before. *D'OH*

by iluvatar112255 December 12, 2009

striding the crystal summit

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

summit

the home of magic fountain.

i only go to summit for magic fountain.

by ilikebeingfat July 24, 2006

summit hill

the queens of jr high
dumbest in the state
rude hoes who get into fights over one single goldfish
not rich kids
already lost their #vcard
vape gods

billy:ew u go to summit hill thats where are thirsty hoes go
tim: nahh dude at least im not a rich kid

by daddisonweenchull May 25, 2019

summulate

to use known information to draw a conclusion.

After he collected his data, he summulated that the enzyme helped create a larger reaction.

by Pedro Chen February 26, 2009

Summit Learning

A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.

My Summit Learning home page has more reds than my DMs I haven't answered.

by Anuslicker8888 January 23, 2019