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sucking privilege

This is the true definition for oral sex on a male. Some know it as a blow job when in fact there is no blowing...... Information gathered from both men and women agree it is in fact a "sucking" action... And unless it is being paid for it is not a job..... There for I believe it should rightly be called a sucking privilege.....
The 'ol lady gave me the best sucking privilege I've ever had last night.
by LemmeF1ndOut March 2, 2020
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Dentz or summing

It was so “dentz or summing” when we got Fifa 20 for Christmas and got smashed by 9 goals on co-op seasons
by YouAreABot December 27, 2019
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duded-up egg-sucking gutter trash

is an insult
duded-up egg-sucking gutter trash! asshole
by narcolepticoide October 30, 2011
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black belt in sucking dick

A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick
Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.
by Pap¡ March 1, 2017
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Dick Sucking Lips

Usually a female who has lips so perfect and full, they look as if they should be wrapped around a dick right now. Usually with high gloss lip gloss coated on them.
Damn, is that cum or lip gloss on Keisha's beautiful dick sucking lips
by Phred May 23, 2004
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Dick Sucking Diva

A bitch who be sucking meat like she has cancer and it has the cure.
by Drew251 January 13, 2009
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The secluded, only all-male dorm at the University of Texas. It houses about 200 men and resides in the Northeast edge of campus. It was formerly known as Simkins until 2010, when the board discovered that the man was an avid member of the KKK. Most of the residents hate themselves for waiting until mid-May to apply for housing once they arrive on campus. Several residents were forced to live here by their moms because it's not co-ed, and therefore the only "conservative" dorm at UT. This dorm is a sick joke and blows for many different reasons:

1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.

The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.
(person #1) "Yo dawg, look at those two losers bouncing a basketball to each other on the sidewalk."

(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."

(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."

Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."

(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"

(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."

(person #2) "Never heard of it."

(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."

Example #3 (60 years ago)

(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."

(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."

(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."
by JFR-Resident of Creekside September 7, 2010
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