When school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. Silly Bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. They come in different colors and shapes, and kids squeeze many on their arm/s at one time. This may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.
John: "I just bought my daughter five packs of Silly Bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!"
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."
Someone who looks SUFFOcated in the clothing they wear. This doesn't neccessarily mean that they are fat, it just means that they are having a hard time moving in their clothes and their clothes look way too tight on them.
"Did you see Kim in that crop top last night."
"Yeah, she looks like a suffo, she needs new clothes."
[Suh-funk-tiff-eyed}
To be suffunctified.
To be very satisifed, usually after sex or a hearty meal.
Should be used with the prefix "sufficently"
When used in a sentence, this should be loudly and firmly announced.
"Wow, well I'm sufficently suffunctified! Good Crabcakes!"
Brianna-"How was your date with whats-his-name?"
"Let me tell you Brianna, I was feeling sufficently suffunctified after what we did!"