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Silly Bandz Suffocation 

When school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. Silly Bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. They come in different colors and shapes, and kids squeeze many on their arm/s at one time. This may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.
John: "I just bought my daughter five packs of Silly Bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!"
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."

taco suffocation 

to be suffocated by a vagina
Kimberly gave my boy Adam the best taco suffocation of his life.
taco suffocation by bigpinkthing1 November 17, 2010
Someone who looks SUFFOcated in the clothing they wear. This doesn't neccessarily mean that they are fat, it just means that they are having a hard time moving in their clothes and their clothes look way too tight on them.
"Did you see Kim in that crop top last night."
"Yeah, she looks like a suffo, she needs new clothes."
suffo by prettywayayeaye September 12, 2018

Suffocate me 

No, this person does not want you to put a bag on their head. They want you to sit on their face.
Bro, I wouldn't mind if she were to suffocate me.
Suffocate me by HADESstepONme January 1, 2022
I need a good SUFFING right now
suffing by iuvgiufyurdtfkjghj October 31, 2017

suffunctified 

[Suh-funk-tiff-eyed}
To be suffunctified.
To be very satisifed, usually after sex or a hearty meal.
Should be used with the prefix "sufficently"
When used in a sentence, this should be loudly and firmly announced.
"Wow, well I'm sufficently suffunctified! Good Crabcakes!"

Brianna-"How was your date with whats-his-name?"
"Let me tell you Brianna, I was feeling sufficently suffunctified after what we did!"
suffunctified by Mojitomolly January 2, 2008