Saddle For Carrying

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

scuddlehead

what taxi drivers think the problem is in this country

You know what the problem is with this country? …. There’s too many damn scuddleheads.

by supaduparealezt May 31, 2022

Scuddlebunny

The over the top cutesy nickname for the person you love more then anything else in the world.

Jenna, you are my scuddlebunny babes.

by Wolfyman12 November 5, 2009

saddleback

a term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

by atm86 January 18, 2009

Suddenly, Pineapples

A phrase that means something random that neither helped nor hurt anyone.

Man 1: "I am depressed"

Man 2: "Suddenly, pineapples"
Man 1: "THIS DOESN'T HELP!!!"

by Furiousteddybear May 29, 2020

Sudden Onset Autism

Sudden Onset Autism, or S.O.A for short, is an extremely rare condition of unknown origin. Development of this disease is both abrupt and severe. As of now, the pathogenesis and mode of infection have eluded even the most qualified of research teams at Harvard, Hopkins, and Yale. Some have suspected that transmission occurs through contact with an infected person, especially prandially. There is still hope for a cure, although we may be decades away.

Infected Person: Hey man, let's go grab some lunch
Healthy Individual: what?! It's 3 in the morning. What's wrong with you
Infected Person: Well... it's lunchtime somewhere!
Healthy Individual: Oh God, you have Sudden Onset Autism... Please go away from me!

by burner90 May 14, 2018

saddle her up

A cowboyish way to ask a woman to prepare for sex.

I told Marylou to get back in the camper and saddle her up!

by I, Wreckerrr April 18, 2021