Whatever sucks your duck

whatever makes you happy, usually used in reference to a man

tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?

becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).

by britmazing!! March 21, 2011

Suck & Duck

When you suckin' dick and you don't know when he gon' cum so you duck after a few sucks so it don't go down ya throat.

Elijah did a suck & duck on Amanda. She was finna to cum so he ducked the fuck out before she could nut. It landed in his juicy 'fro.

by Salvador Dolly Parton April 4, 2015

Suck Duck

A suck duck is ducking and sucking.

Me and my mom were in the park and we we’re shot at so we did a Suck Duck, we ducked down and she sucked my dick

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across

Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"

by Not using my real name October 27, 2019

Suck Duck Moron

A person who takes the shit outside, and then steps in it

What kind of a suck duck moron needs directions on the back of a wet nap?

by MC Vet November 10, 2020

Suck and duck

When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.

I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.

by JoLyn Thompson January 6, 2019

Suck Duck Moron

Someone that is so stupid that theybtake a shit outside, and then step in it.

What kind of a suck duck moron climb a tree to get away from a cat?

by MC Vet November 10, 2020