scandanavian forest fire

When you use WD-40 or some other sort of flamable lubricant for anal lube and when you about to come in her ass pull out, light on fire, if done correctly a flaming mass will shoot from your penis onto her ass, lighting her ass hairs on fire

All done while listening to scandanaviaan death metal

Aww last night i was with that chick an i fuckin gave her a scandanavian forest fire,

Rock on dood

*Headbanging*

by poop shoot glory May 31, 2007

Scandanavian Turkey Dinner

when a man lies on his back with his feet in the air over his head while doing a lady in the anal area, and eats the vagina out. the lady is in the doggy style position. another man can also be at the mouth of the lady for a BJ, and assists the other man in penatration of the ass.

hey do you want a good three-some move?

yes how about a scandanavian turkey dinner party??

by dr.chris hanson July 20, 2010

Scandanavian Twister

The act of putting your penis in an asshole and spin around and then putting it in your patners mouh

dude i so gave karen a scandanavian twister last night

by jackof3334445696879 March 6, 2009

Scandanavian Breathalizer

The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.

Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?

Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer

Mike: SWEET MAN!

by RYAN F FIZZLE December 21, 2008

Scandanavian War Donkey

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.

Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH

by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005

scandanavian yoyo

To hold a man up bynthe penis during a dry handjob. Generally painful and can cause injury

She was so strong that she tried to give me a scandanavian yoyo but I wasn't having it!

by Likespr0n September 3, 2016

Scandanavian jackhammer

The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.

I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.

by Analbutt420 August 21, 2020