by j_vt_yaya November 29, 2006
Get the subaru mug.1. Star character of the CLAMP manga Tokyo Babylon, and a major character in the series X (X/1999), Subaru exists to take all the pain the writers can think up for him. An Angstbunny of the highest order... if it can go badly for a normal person, it will explode into bloody pieces when Subaru is involved. Although this is unfortunate, if not entirely Subaru's fault, the fact that he seems unwilling to so much as attempt to move on past his angst--or do anything other then wallow in it--makes him a mite unbearable at times. He makes emos look well adjusted!
2. Not always a kind of car.
3. Poster boy for angst.
4. Exceptionally popular, for reasons unknown by the writer.
2. Not always a kind of car.
3. Poster boy for angst.
4. Exceptionally popular, for reasons unknown by the writer.
"My life really sucks, and here are the reasons why, not to mention the reasons I will not attempt to improve it..."
"Dude, shut up. We don't need another Subaru Sumeragi around here."
"Dude, shut up. We don't need another Subaru Sumeragi around here."
by pno April 27, 2006
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by skencbck September 5, 2021
Get the not better than Natsuki Subaru mug.Subaru Legacy is a popular street car that the sexy, and only the sexy, know how to drive. Perfect for attracting white girls.
by Kobe Bryant July 18, 2004
Get the subaru legacy mug.(n) a person suffering from an unknown number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)
In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.
In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.
A-"That Gary is a beast-last night he went to three clubs, took home two girls from each and went raw on all of them."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."
alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."
alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."
by Herp N. Derpington March 11, 2011
Get the subaru dealership mug.The Subaru is the most lesbian brand of car out there. Subarus are for the gayest of house moms who just want to unknowlingly flex their gae pride. Love. It’s what makes Subaru a Subaru.
by biggochapo96 July 1, 2019
Get the Subaru mug.The Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI is the BEST CAR ever! If you think I am wrong, STFU cuz you just drive your wimp Evo boo hoo!!!
by klem_box47 March 1, 2021
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