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Alex Suarez

The bass player in the band Cobra Starship. Also in the band This Is Ivy League. He is a chef too! He is one of the nicest guys, and is great to fans. He actually answers messages and meets with people at shows. Some of his nicknames include, Alex Suave Suarez, and Suavez. He is an all around amazing dude.
"I want to marry Alex Suarez."
"OMG SUAVEZ IS SO HOTTTT!!!!!!!"
"Hey, I learned a new recipe from Alex Suarez today."
by cobralingus September 1, 2009
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alex suarez

super hot bassist in cobra starship
has a myspace and replys back and is the wet dream of many young girls
person 1: omg i met alex suarez he's so nice
person 2: i know right he has a nice ass too
person 3: what are you guys talking about
person 1&2: omg stfu gtfo
jesus: :|
by Rylands left ball March 17, 2008
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Pull a Suárez

To pull a Suárez is to sacrifice yourself in a disastrous situation to slightly reduce the odds of failure of the ones around you.

Coined to honor Luis Suárez whose intentional handball in the 2010 FIFA World Cup Quarterfinal against Ghana did get him a red card, but helped Uruguay stay in the tournament. They went on the win that match on penalties :)
Adhiraj: Dude if your girlfriend brings her weird friend along, I am NOT gonna hook up with her.
Faateh: C'mon man, pull a Suárez for me.
by house_md_fan5 July 7, 2010
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luis suarez

a uruguayan football player who used his hands to stop a goal in the World Cup quarterfinals against ghana. uruguay ended up winning the match on penalties. a hero to some, villain to others, but he's still top quality regardless of ethics. he plays his club football for ajax in holland.
Luis Suarez thought it was the 2010 World Cup for volleyball.
by Bromina August 14, 2010
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Luis Suarez

An extremely rare animal cross breed of a Great White Shark, Rabbit and Vampire Overlord, who happens to play Football. It is advised that he be approached with extreme caution as he has been known to bite and racially abuse on lookers.
Commentator 1: "And Luis Suarez's goal has been disallowed due to his teeth being offside!"
Commentator 2: "He's not pleased! He's just bitten the ref's ear off!"
by Collins965 July 16, 2014
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alex suarez

super duper sexy bassist of cobra starship. smells very nice, replies to messages, and has big....features.
"OMG ALEX SUAREZ IS SO HOT"
"ikr? the suavez is smells sexy."
"and his hands are huuuge. lol."
by kelsaaaay June 18, 2008
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