Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007

Snydering

To bitch and complain constantly. To fag around all the time with dreams of naked men. To volunteer at the truck stop glory hole due to the love of the way sweaty trucker dick & cum tastes.

Hey there Snyder, how about you stop kicking cans and Snydering around all day because you couldn't go Snyder at the truck stop today.

by mrmpia December 19, 2014

Stobering

Stumbling around as though intoxicated, but completely sober.

Hey, look at John stobering around in the kitchen.

by TheJuuster October 12, 2011

Steering Wheel Statement

An example of ridiculous Corporate-Speak. It is a positioning statement used by whoever is in charge to guide the participants of a project towards the desired aim or business goal.

It is a classic example of using three words when one will suffice !

"What's our steering wheel statement for this project/mission/job <delete as appropriate>?"

by Pierre Themeat January 11, 2017

kennedy steering

Poor steering system that allows the vehicle to turn only in one direction (typically to the left) whilst in reverse. Effectively moving only "back and to the left". Commonly found in cheap remote control cars used as office toys.

Dude, have you seen the latest Firebox catalogue, it's got a kick ass remote control knight rider car, but it only has kennedy steering.

by Mark Moynihan November 8, 2007

steering wheel holder

no driving, automatic transmission driving dumbass,fog lite useing,parking lot speeding ass

they couldn't drive a board up his ass, let alone a real truck, there just steering wheel holders

by mike01trkr February 22, 2012

steering wheel

The act of putting your penis inside a woman's anus then gathering all her limbs together and spinning her like a steering wheel

I bent over Becca last night and gave her the "steering wheel" so good

by Black popcorn December 19, 2016