stumplestiltskin

A short man usually with a Napoleon complex who has a miniscule penis. Maybe inverted or stunted at a young age this penis may be impossible to spot with the naked eye. Never the less it is there short in stature just like the man it belongs to.

Jane: How was your date with Larry?

Edna: O.K. I guess, but I tried to give him a hand job and couldn't find it. I tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

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stuntless

Stuntless means to be free of stunts.A person who has never performed,acted,or was involved in a misleading,false,negative or causing harm,guilt,and/or pain onto someone else.

One must be true to themselves and others in order to be stuntless.

by BRATnATL July 23, 2005

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Slumpness

The act of being hella slumped

"God she really hit the highest level of slumpness" "my slumpness is out of control man"

by jnbottyFbI October 29, 2018

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stumpled

A combo of tripping and falling due to a swarm of people

At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldn’t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.

by Iced tea gal February 6, 2019

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Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

by DGFab January 11, 2009

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