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STUBB protocol

Steak, TUB, and Beer: may be initiated whenever a need arises to celebrate with red meat and beer (e.g., a Saturday). Ideally, the hottub is packed with hotties. An unspoken by-law of stubbing is toplessness, which by-law is to be read in conjunction with various gender equality laws. The ladies often try to avoid this by-law until about the fourth beer, so keep plenty handy.
My wife gets pissed when I enforce certain unspoken by-laws associated with the STUBB protocol when her hottie friends are in my tub.
by Stubber June 11, 2006
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Silver Stubbs

A type of person who would comfort a complete stranger, putting their emotions aside, holding up a lot of anxiety, yet they don't want to worry their loved ones.

This person can sassy as hell, but be the most kindest person you can meet that will try to stay by your side no matter what, but if you break their trust more than 10 times, they'll get to the point where they just don't care anymore.
Silver means; kind warrior. They may have been on the edge of death on multiple occasions (Therefore they are sometimes called a problem child) , but that had never stopped them, they won't even stay in the hospital for more than 4 days! Although when they regain cautiousness, DO NOT go near them (unless they haven't drink or eat anything within 12 hours) they will try to punch you.

This person will try to serve everyone as they can, but when they need help, they don't know how to express their emotions, they are very afraid to lose someone they love dearly (Autophobia; fear of being alone). This person could be crying, yet turn it off like a light switch when a person enters the room.
Ex: Hey do you know Silver Stubbs?
2.) Yeah they are the best person I have ever met
by Love Death March 17, 2023
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Jenna stubbs

The dopest, baddest bitch out there! She got attitude, style, a huge collection of shoes, and CAN run faster then sonic eve would. She the type of girl who can down any drink at any moment.
" yooooo broooo she is such a jenna Stubbs mannnn
by Dekane January 30, 2017
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dayna stubbs

Big boobied blonde who like to mess around with Castletown coke heads. Loves to be treat mean and it will keep her keen. A loyal friend and real as they come however cross her and she will send a dixy chicken to your door 7 times a day.
Pwar that Dayna stubbs areet but she’ll not like you cos ya don’t have serious commitment issues
by Hamharmster November 22, 2021
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b stubbs

Some one who is the drunkest person at a party normally running into walls, or some one who is so drunk they crap their pants.
B Stubbs crapped his pants in the movie theater parking lot, then ran head first into a car door.
by andrew r bryant April 15, 2008
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Mr. Stubbs

someone who has stubby thumbs. Someone who is a pimp and is amazing.
mr. stubbs is the pimpest gangster out there
by pimpjenny April 21, 2011
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The stubb-meister-general

He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!
by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024
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