Strip Club Resume 

Similar to a concert resume, a strip club resume is a complete and comprehensive list of strip clubs one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow strip club goers. This resume lists the establishments, but is even more interesting when it includes names of dancers who caught one's attention or were exceptional at their craft.

My strip club resume so far has 5 clubs and more than 25 strippers listed. May it continue to prosper and grow till I am too poor, or too married, to go.

Strip Club Resume by suicune456 July 9, 2010

strip club wallet 

when u are broke which results you only having really small bills in your wallet: I.E. only 1's and 5's

me: dude, dave you have a huge case of having a strip club wallet u got like 30 bucks in ones man:

Dave; shutup man, im dead broke

strip club wallet by King Leonidas22 February 14, 2009

Strip Club Tux 

What a creeper wears to a strip club/gentleman's club/titty bar. Which consists of a long sleeve Tee or thermal shirt, sneakers or Tim's(work boots) and the most important article of the attire... The swishy pants(running pants made of wind breaker material) these pants are worn so that when he goes of a lap dance or couch dance he feel everything against his erect penis, and even cum in his pants and it won't leak through so his dancer of choice is none the wiser of his climatic explosion. The beginner or inexeperienced patron will have on actual sweat pants, he will quickly realize his mistake when he sees a nice wet spot in the groin region.

His creeper ass went to the 'titty bar' wearing his "strip club tux", pre-stocked with $1 bills to get his rocks off.

Strip Club Tux by Rlee4123 January 7, 2013

Strip-club flashbang

When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.

Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.

Friend:strip-club flashbang?

Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.

Strip-club flashbang by Deadb4uhearit September 8, 2013

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club 

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.

In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club 

Very, very bored . . .

Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010

Transgender Strip Club 

An adult entertainment club that features pre-op transgender women or men. A lot like the transgender women you can find at Hush Night promoted by Lennox love entertainment.

I met a sexy stripper at the transgender strip club.

Transgender Strip Club by Lenoxloveent October 3, 2018