Stronk

To bust a major brain nut; to detach from reality and have absolutely no idea what is going on

"My phone had a stronk and deleted all my pictures"
"Oh htats terrilbe"

"Are you okay?"
"N o im hvain a stronk"

by Squez! February 7, 2018

Stronk

Stronk is a synonym for strong.

Joe: Jake Shields didn't look that stronk when he got KO'ed by Jake Ellenberger.
Jim: Nope, not very stronk at all.

by blackname2011 September 21, 2011

stronked

To be drunk and high.

Dude, we were at this party last night and we got STRONKED.

by drperpper December 31, 2011

Stronk

A misspelled version of strong. As you can see g and k are close to each other on the keyboard although not that close.

USA is stronk!

by PunieThePikachu May 9, 2018

Stronk

When you prove yourself strong or powerfull.

Person 1: That hurt!

Person 2: Yes im STRONK!

by KeeBarn December 14, 2012

Stronking

Stronking is another word for choking and coughing specifically when there is mucus in the throat.

"Hey, bro, how'd you sleep last night?"
"Awful man, I was up all night Stronking."

by LorelaiCarter December 18, 2021

stronk

STRONK
adjective
1. A strong drunk
2. Drunkenly strong.
3. Strong person who drinks to much and tries or does some feat of strength.
4. When the mental faculties of a strong lifter are affected by much alcoholic drink.

"Dude I got so strunk yesterday I lifted a tree and parked it in front of my neighbours house." - Cixelsid

"Lets go strinking."

"Man, look at that stronk! He just pushed that car out of its parking space!"

by memorex39 July 28, 2012