Big Fucking Strokey Nonce

An insult created by Steven Dawson. A middle aged balding man who created vines. It is used to describe a pretty thick person. Commonly used in the North East of England

"I accidentally texted my ex nudes."
"You big fucking Strokey nonce"

by bigfuckingstrokeynonce April 7, 2017

big strokey fucking nonce

leighton....just.leighton

AHHHHHHHHH LEIGHTON big strokey fucking nonce IS A GET AWAY FROM ME

by LIAM DOESNOTLIKEMELODY June 25, 2019

Coke stroker

One who exchanges sexual favors for cocaine.

Wonda Wonderpig was queen of the coke stroker set!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Stroke God

The one kid that is hard at everything. He is the ideal specimen

Bro, Chris is a stroke god

by Stroke god April 6, 2017

Stroke FC

Stroke FC is a non league football team based in North-west England Carlisle.
They are a football club aiming for success and hope one day they can progress into the football league.
They hold a historic win over nearby rivals Carlisle UTD when Stroke FC beat them 5 - 2 in a friendly game.
Their fans claim to be called "The Strokers".

Stroke FC is a growing football team filled with talent

by Honest_Football Fan April 8, 2021

Penalty stroke

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.

I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.

by arnie123 April 4, 2015

Stroke n Suck

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.

Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016