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striped ass whistler

noun. a person from iowa who always wears bib overalls which are adorned with stripes and whistle previous to saying "too much" referring to the price of something which they always think is too expensive.
"That striped ass whistler is complaining about the cost of the buffet".
by rockchuckersd January 1, 2012
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Striped sweater

What the Jews wore in the holocaust. Also a SpongeBob song. You should always think of holocaust when singing striped sweater.
The best time to wear a STRIPED SWEATER is all the time
by windowshirt October 24, 2017
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candy-striped

when a girl gives you head wearing red lipstick and leaves red rings on your cock
girl straight up candy-striped me
by mystik May 7, 2004
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Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend
Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.
by Puce Emu August 21, 2008
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Stripey Dave

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.

Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"

Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010
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Striped Shirt

A male, usually affluent who dons a striped shirt in a club. A Striped Shirt normally wear sunglasses at night,a crappy gold chain, a blowout hair cut, carries a buisnes card which normally says Producer, Vice President, or all around Douche Bag. They are extremely prone to cock-blocking, lame come ons, and ambiguous references to their socioeconomic status. Steriods and fake tans are essential in their repitoire.
Look at that Striped Shirt with his mojhito, what a douche.
by Fun Monster March 3, 2008
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stripey

any douchebag that hangs out at trendy bars wearing striped button up shirts that they bought at express for men.
Lets blow this joint. I dont like hanging at stripey bars.
by Jejune September 29, 2008
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