Strafing the bunker

Term: Strafing the bunker, Verb.

Definition:
When a man in a heightened sexual arousal ejaculates onto the outside of a woman's vagina before penetration can occur. It is a specific form of premature ejaculation.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.

Example:
Bob: Man how did it go with Cindy last night?
Tom: Oh man it was great, I did have a problem when we got back to her place. She was a little too good and I ended up strafing the bunker.
Bob: .......
Tom: Yeah... so has that ever happened to you?
Bob: Hell no, I get the job done every time.

by Kizuel November 20, 2007

Striving to do Worstest

The absolute zenith of all possible bad outcomes as a consequence of consistently poor decision-making.

The US response to the Corona virus seems to be evidence that we're Striving to do Worstest.
and it ain't just the president...

by YAWA March 30, 2020

ad strafing

A type of movement in FPS games where you spam left and right to make you harder to shoot.

My ad strafing saved me from getting eliminated right there.

by Eyecblaze November 1, 2018

Striking

Male prisoner masterbating while female c.o. watches. Could be used on streets as well for man masterbating as woman watches.

Man she been at dudes cell window for a minute. I bet he's striking on her freaky ass.

by jayn3al March 19, 2017

Mid-Striding

The act of interrupting a drunken friend in the middle of sex, on the grounds that the person who they are sexing is extremely unattractive. The act is meant to be both shocking and sobering, in hopes that the friend will realize the ugliness of the (fe)male in their bed. Commonly involves kicking in the door and posing in the popular Heisman trophy pose.

"Dude Josh was so wasted last night he brought home a straight 4." - Matt
"Terrible, what happened?" - Alex
"I kicked in the door and mid-strided him, he got the message and kicked the donkey outta bed." -Matt
"Mid-striding is essential to a healthy friendship... AND healthy sexual stamdards." - Alex

by DeeDub140 June 22, 2011

Strafing Run

To masturbate furiously onto a girl's face until you ejaculate

"My gitlfriends got the pink eye after I did a strafing run on her face last night"

by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

Striking Oil

When you are having anal sex and the bottom didn't douche correctly and you end up with shit on your dick.

"Damn, that guy was hot but it couldn't finish after striking oil and smelling shit. "

by Oil Barren November 19, 2019