stifftugboat

Its what's in your pants when you wake up in the morning.
Also could be used to describe the type of weather in your pants.

Man I had a bad stifftugboat this morning

Its feels like a good day for some stifftugboat

by mike wasoski October 29, 2008

stiffledorf

a woman who is a side footed straight legged swamp donkey.

look at her walkin around all locked kneed and sidefooted, like a goddamn duck....fuckin stiffledorf

by frank le tank July 2, 2017

Strufflet

Rape

Guy 1: Did you hear about Kai? He got into a Strufflet.
Guy 2: Damn, where?
Guy 1: At the gay bar downtown.
Guy 1: I hear Strufflets are common over there...

by TheLatino December 6, 2011

Stiff Pickle

A person who is boring, beige, vanilla. Often referred to as having a stick up their ass. A person who would rather go to bed, read a book over having a good time. A person who doesn’t understand or laugh at good jokes/interesting stories! A person who doesn't get sarcasm.

Rolland was such a Stiff Pickle last night!

by julnie March 15, 2014

whiff and stiff

When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.

Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.

by Corey Dunn December 30, 2007

a stiffy

a boner

he had a stiffy

by boxcutter014 February 12, 2018

Bo Johnson Stiff-arm

This was first used and named after a great football player in Texas. Used when having sex with a girl that has a good body and a not-so-good face. While having sex, from behind of course, if the girl turns around to look or say something, the opposite arm is used in a stiff-arm motion to turn her face back to the front so that you do not have to look at her.

"I used the Bo Johnson stiff-arm on that girl while I was fucking her, and thank God, because her face was aweful."

by Gilbert A February 15, 2006