The act of prolonging the time it takes to empty your bladder through muscle contraction. Usually because one wants to seem to be a "long pisser," as it is more manly.
by Gruder July 31, 2010
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by Minnimuffin March 17, 2009
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Using your still hard cock to spread your jiz all over a girls ass after pulling out and shooting a load on said ass.
My favorite thing about doggy style is pulling my cock out and shooting my load on a girls ass so I can spread the butter.
by Balls Gray September 15, 2010
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by IhatemyISP September 22, 2008
Get the spread the doom mug.Common phrase in use today!! Its pretty self explanitory,but when it comes down to it.........Youve got this girl that you find so attractive that you can barely contain yousrelf! And when it comes to inspecting that body of hers all you REALLY want to inspect is that AMAZING turd cutter that God granted her with!! Its at this point that youve been so turned on that you ask this beautiful,fuckin sexy,amzing girl to turn around with her back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so you can see that beautiful brown eye in ALL OF ITS GLORY!!
All Ive been thinking about this whole time weve been 69ing is how after this,all I want you to do is turn your back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTIFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so I can see that BEAUTIFUL knothole youve been givin!!
by Anferny69 October 16, 2010
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Jessie's new date was really hot. His friend Mike turned to him and said: "Jessie, you better spread that shit".
by Smorgasboard1524 November 9, 2009
Get the spread that shit mug.For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.
by Nob April 28, 2004
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