Strainer

An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.

No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water while eating them out.

I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018

Straterriferd

Scared+Terrified+Feared

Extreme amounts of fear.

Created by Mitchell Davis

Person 1: That movie we watched was pretty scary, huh?
Person 2: Yeah! I was sooo straterriferd last night! I couldn't sleep at all!

by LissaLoveXoX December 9, 2008

Strattera

A shitty ass drug prescribed for ADHD only after first-line ones like ritalin (or Adderall for you yanks out there) somehow fail to work, cause allergies, or you can’t take them. Common side effects include headaches, aggression, anxiety and so on, think of it like ritalin without the increase in dopamine that gives you a buzz (this is why it’s called an NRI) and makes the most boring things fun (i.e. cleaning your room, cleaning every thing possible). This one makes you anxious about all of those things and doesn’t give you any energy at all, your friends will start to think you’re on meth, and you’ll never get any, stay away from this shit, please!

Tom’s family started getting worried about what he was doing in the bathroom so long and what happened to his ritalin and why he was so happy, so the doctor changed his pills over to Strattera and from there he started to hallucinate and sit alone in his room all day crying and eating his own excrements.

by RitzAddy November 9, 2020

Montpelier Strainer

When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.

It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.

by godknowswho February 18, 2009

stratergy

A calculated technique, used by 21st century American presidents, when mere strategy will not be sufficient.

President Dubya, could you please explain your nukyular stratergy to us, sir?

by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

straterday

The day where you and your friends are (strat aka straight). Commonly used by people that are not in fact (straight).

A combination of the slang terms "strat", and "erreday".

Phil said "Hey man do you know what day of the week it is?"

Bob replied "Well we are strat erreday so it must be straterday!"

by A Clev October 12, 2009