Strathmere

a small beach town located north of sea isle. The beaches are not too crowded, and are so nice. The surfing is great, and there are lots of talented surfers who go to strathmere due to it's great waves, and low population. strathmere is about 30 minutes from the ocean city boardwalk. It has an uncle bills pancake house which makes the best pancakes ever! some big familys in strathmere are the callahans, shetlers, and the cox's. The only black residents are the ricketts with a nice big house and a family full of bosses. however, most of the lifegaurds are d-bags and their "outpost" is bigger than the house on the beach next to it. These lifeguards are the essential reason for the local strathmerians to be angry due to crazy taxes. the point is the coolest spot at night. It is located at the most north part of strathmere and it is where the bay meets the ocean. At night this spot is so amazing, but a bit buggy. there is also this huuggggee house right at the point. Alot of the residents of strathmere have been there since childhood, and all hangout at the surf beach. The shack is a great place for lunch and ice cream, and is perfect for a long day surfing. Strathmere is the best place to be when it comes to summer at the jersey shore.

bro 1: yo bro lets go surfing in ocean city

bro 2: nah bro those waves are only decent, and its too crowded, lets hit this secret spot called strathmere.

bro 1: shit yo ive heard of that, let's go!

by wherethehellisstrathmere May 3, 2010

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Strattera

A shitty ass drug prescribed for ADHD only after first-line ones like ritalin (or Adderall for you yanks out there) somehow fail to work, cause allergies, or you can’t take them. Common side effects include headaches, aggression, anxiety and so on, think of it like ritalin without the increase in dopamine that gives you a buzz (this is why it’s called an NRI) and makes the most boring things fun (i.e. cleaning your room, cleaning every thing possible). This one makes you anxious about all of those things and doesn’t give you any energy at all, your friends will start to think you’re on meth, and you’ll never get any, stay away from this shit, please!

Tom’s family started getting worried about what he was doing in the bathroom so long and what happened to his ritalin and why he was so happy, so the doctor changed his pills over to Strattera and from there he started to hallucinate and sit alone in his room all day crying and eating his own excrements.

by RitzAddy November 9, 2020

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stratergy

A calculated technique, used by 21st century American presidents, when mere strategy will not be sufficient.

President Dubya, could you please explain your nukyular stratergy to us, sir?

by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

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straterday

The day where you and your friends are (strat aka straight). Commonly used by people that are not in fact (straight).

A combination of the slang terms "strat", and "erreday".

Phil said "Hey man do you know what day of the week it is?"

Bob replied "Well we are strat erreday so it must be straterday!"

by A Clev October 12, 2009

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