Straightwards

Standing up perpendiculated to the ground, with the top of your head pointed to the sky.

The woman told him to stand straightwards.

The man combayed and stood straightwards.

by Raled Lamundsen November 18, 2013

Straightfae

"Straightfae" describes a gathering that takes place immediately after the working day ends. This usually involves the consumption of alcohol in a local public house.

"We doin' a straightfae the night then?"
"Ayeee"

by nosylla7 October 26, 2013

straightgate

When you discover your same-sex lover (actual or potential) is in a relationship with someone of THE OPPOSITE SEX.

You: Sup? You still trying to hook up with what's-her-name?
Her: Naw man, I just found out she's dating some guy she met in college... #StraightGate
You: What?! No way - I totally thought she was a lesbian!!!

by MaskedBandits August 27, 2018

Straightway

Almost the same thing as a gaytway. The difference is that a straightway is someone who is used to help someone else look less gay by being involved in a relationship with them. This person is the opposite sex, or simply not the same sex, as the person being “helped”. The person “helping” is not aware that they are being used.

Person 1: did you see that gay boy Anthony is dating that hot cheerleader?

Person 2: yes, but she’s just his straightway. He’s trying to prove to his cholos that he’s not a homosexual.

Person 1: Oh my gosh you and Jeffry are so cute together! Ima cry at how cute you two are!
Person 2: Tina ;-; I already told you I’m just trying to prove to my parents that I’m not a lesbian. He’s just my straightway.

by godandanime04 October 24, 2018

Straightstremist

Same as Super Straight, but requires a genetic test for two X chromosomes for all potential sexual partners.

Jerry: “So Mark, are you gay or something?”
Mark: “WTF? I'm a total straightstremist!”
Jerry: “Wtf is that?”
Mark: “I only date pure women that have been genetically tested for two X chromosomes, not the dudes that transition.”
Jerry: “Oh alright, good to know.”

by Sir Kunty III esq. March 9, 2021

straighthate

when you hate the straights (aka straight people)

‘whats thats on the back of your shirt?...straighthate?, wtf is that?’
‘im gay’ -chanyeol

by ttaetea June 16, 2021

straightwashing

straight-washing |ˈstrāt ˈwôSHiNG, ˈwäSHiNG|
noun

An act of infusing the history of the LGB (homosexual and/or bisexual) civil rights movement with gender ideology so as to erase the significance of LGB involvement.

The queer studies professor has been straightwashing Stonewall by claiming Marsha P. Johnson was transgender.

by Lyndon Vain July 11, 2024