Typically a guy who as soon as he knows he likes someone tells them so. He can ask a girl out within three days of knowing her.
Girl 1- He asked me out yesterday! I've only know him three days! He's such a Mr. Straightforward !
Girl 2- Yeah he's so nice! I wish he liked me
Girl 1- He's got a great ass too!
Girl 2- Yeah he's so nice! I wish he liked me
Girl 1- He's got a great ass too!
by Pseudonym = false name November 4, 2016
Get the Mr. Straightforward mug.1. When a LGB person is in a friendship with a straight person, but makes it clear up front that their relationship cannot mature beyond a designated limit, simply because they are straight.
2. A safe emotional distance LGB people can keep from their straight friends.
3. A term LGB people use to advert to their relationship with Allies.
2. A safe emotional distance LGB people can keep from their straight friends.
3. A term LGB people use to advert to their relationship with Allies.
"I feel like Matthew isn't being really open with me, maybe it's because I'm straight?"
"Dude, you totally got straightzoned!"
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"Selena, why don't you trust me, is it because I'm not gay?"
"I always have one in mind about straight people."
"So this means I'm in the straightzone."
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"I wanna come with you at the gay bar."
"I would rather you don't."
"Straightzoned again..."
"Dude, you totally got straightzoned!"
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"Selena, why don't you trust me, is it because I'm not gay?"
"I always have one in mind about straight people."
"So this means I'm in the straightzone."
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"I wanna come with you at the gay bar."
"I would rather you don't."
"Straightzoned again..."
by Straightzoned November 29, 2014
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(if you do ship them for real and not as a joke you need help and you are DUMB)
(if you do ship them for real and not as a joke you need help and you are DUMB)
by moepii_supremacy March 28, 2021
Get the Straightdori mug.An Oxymoron. Straight-edge and Hardcore, but if someones straight-edge then how can they be hardcore?
Hardcore as in a hardcore punk or someone whose hardcore
but
straight edge as in doesnt drink or smoke etc.
Hardcore as in a hardcore punk or someone whose hardcore
but
straight edge as in doesnt drink or smoke etc.
by OhLook! September 4, 2006
Get the straight-core mug.Usually at coffee shops there are far too many options for how you want your over-priced coffee, but in that new one by Gap it's totally straightfordable.
by Wordsmithy September 16, 2015
Get the straightfordable mug.A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
Get the straightforward response mug.Same as Super Straight, but requires a genetic test for two X chromosomes for all potential sexual partners.
Jerry: “So Mark, are you gay or something?”
Mark: “WTF? I'm a total straightstremist!”
Jerry: “Wtf is that?”
Mark: “I only date pure women that have been genetically tested for two X chromosomes, not the dudes that transition.”
Jerry: “Oh alright, good to know.”
Mark: “WTF? I'm a total straightstremist!”
Jerry: “Wtf is that?”
Mark: “I only date pure women that have been genetically tested for two X chromosomes, not the dudes that transition.”
Jerry: “Oh alright, good to know.”
by Sir Kunty III esq. March 9, 2021
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