n. A two-pronged act consisting of abbreviated sexual aggression followed by an equally abbreviated, futile effort to flee. This orchestration is often attempted by high ranking officials of the International Monetary Fund in their efforts to share "seed money" with disenfranchised members of the global community.
Victim: Officer, I believe he pulled a Strauss-Kahn on me.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to Paris.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to Paris.
by Synister8 August 25, 2011
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A term popularized on YouTube in the Black Manosphere which is the combination of "struggling" and "hag" used to describe a ratchet woman over 30 years of age or a ratchet beyond redemption. Usually used in the same way as "hoe", "ratchet", and "smut".
A term popularized on YouTube in the Black Manosphere which is the combination of "struggling" and "hag" used to describe a ratchet woman over 30 years of age or a ratchet beyond redemption. Usually used in the same way as "hoe", "ratchet", and "smut".
She's 34 with 5 baby daddies? Yea, she's a certified stragg.
I'm tired of these stragg ass bitches trying to get me to play step-daddy.
These straggs are the sirens of the ghetto... waiting on the next simp that's going to pay their bills.
I'm tired of these stragg ass bitches trying to get me to play step-daddy.
These straggs are the sirens of the ghetto... waiting on the next simp that's going to pay their bills.
by DaGrinchGod P February 19, 2019
Get the Stragg mug.Named for the infamous French IMF head, to "Strauss-Kahn" means to force oneself onto a weaker person. Usually involving some form of exhibitionism, "Strauss-Kahn'ing" most often occurs between an older man of status and a younger working class woman.
He came out of the bathroom and totally "Strauss-Kahn'd" that chick.
or
When the overweight whore monger stayed overnight in the NYC jail, his cellmates "Strauss-Kahn'd" him with fervor.
or
When the overweight whore monger stayed overnight in the NYC jail, his cellmates "Strauss-Kahn'd" him with fervor.
by riggityragtag June 10, 2011
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I cant think of any situations rn sorry
I cant think of any situations rn sorry
by CookedGroceries May 19, 2022
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"Don't drink too much tonight, you might get Straussed"
"Don't drink too much tonight, you might get Straussed"
by 9B October 30, 2007
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