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Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.
Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.
by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011
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Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017
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Strainer

An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.
No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water while eating them out.
I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.
by Mr. Id November 25, 2018
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Montpelier Strainer

When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.
It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.
by godknowswho February 18, 2009
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Strategery

The Bush Strategery has taken him from a first term Governor to his second term as President - all within ten years time.

The Bush Strategery has left a long list of dethroned Democrats in its wake including Ann Richards, Al Gore, Tom Daschle, Howard Dean, John (F) Kerry, and John Edwards.
by ubermonkey November 4, 2004
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stratner

a really hefty fight between two scrawny fruity donnys.
ben rich is owt for a stratner cause it’s his birthday
by fruity donny October 23, 2020
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