When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.
by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011
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An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.
No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.
by Mr. Id November 25, 2018
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It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.
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The Bush Strategery has left a long list of dethroned Democrats in its wake including Ann Richards, Al Gore, Tom Daschle, Howard Dean, John (F) Kerry, and John Edwards.
The Bush Strategery has left a long list of dethroned Democrats in its wake including Ann Richards, Al Gore, Tom Daschle, Howard Dean, John (F) Kerry, and John Edwards.
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