stratford

the place of no return due to 100% chance of getting stabbed.

someone got stabbed in stratford....AGAIN!

by niksan September 19, 2008

Stotfold

A small town in Bedfordshire that is quite shit and has no real reason for being around. Most 'chavs' are associated with this town in the area.

Do you wanna go out tonight?
Okay but dont go to 'Stotfold' its a shithole!

by 01462unknowncaller July 6, 2011

stratford slide

When in a pool with a hot girl, one slides her bathing suit over to finger bang her.

Courtney looked like she was talking to Kevin, but really he pulled a Stratford Slide on her.

by TheManFromNantucket September 30, 2015

Snortforgle

When a dog runs around with it's nose very close to the ground looking like a vacuum cleaner.

After dinner Rover always snortforgles under the table.

by Snoid March 27, 2009

stratford high school

The most "diverse" school in the area yet still bleached af. The "poor" part of memorial (Upper middle class) people trying to be black by listening to rap and trap but somehow still basic? Considered one of the better schools at sports but still never win anything worth anything. Ratchet ass bathrooms exist but you can still find occasional turds in the hallway. Where people aren't 100% fake, but still fake enough to use you and leave you when they want. Not rich like the Memorial kids so we don't own any bmws but we have used jeeps. We're also too poor to do any hardcore drugs so we have a huge problem with vaping and weed. Everyone somehow gets into everyone's pants by senior year.

School rating 5/10 (failing)

You saw the Stratford high school kids losing to Klein again? Man, what are they good at?

by Yellowmelanin August 19, 2017

Shortformy

A state of mind, or being, where you want to use short forms and acronyms for every single word. This can be attributed to 2 primary causes:
1. Sheer laziness
2. A desperate attempt by the speaker to sound "with it" and cool

A - "Lezeck out the speshat McD's, yo"
B - "You're unusually shortformy this morning!"

by RomeoKilla March 18, 2014

Stratford, CT

A small town.
We have melonheads.. and they are real. Go to Roosevelt Forest and check them out.
2 high schools.
Biggest hang out = Club 711.
The BK lounge is a close second.
We drink beer.. but thats pretty much it.
We're good at some sports.
If you don't have a decent tan or aren't of a hispanic decent, get out.
Stratford girls are the hottest around, surrounding towns say there must be something in the water.
Short Beach is GORGEOUS.
We have a really good looking police force (i.e.- Officer Rivera).
If you have younger friends and no money for tuition, your poor ass gets Housatonic.
If you are a guidette princess or guido papi and cannot resist to escape the HoTt ClUbbZ in gun wavin new haven.. SCSU if right for you!
If you're feeling rebellious, and drinking at a dry campus gets you riled up, Eastern is a great option.
If you like long car rides, and a slightly diverse/redneck population, or simply are void of an identity, Western suits your fit.
If you fall into the top 10% percentile of your graduating class, you may either opt to get the fuck out of this state if you have a head on your shoulders, or stick to UCONN because, well.. they do have a good Spring Weekend.
In Stratford, every appears happy, cheerfuly and continuously smiling.. no one really knows if everyone is just stupid or drugged up on Xanax.

Girl from Shelton High: "Hey Lisa, where are you going to school next year? I'm going to University of Hawaii and then studying abroad in Taiwan."

Girl from Bunnell High (Stratford, CT): "I'm probably going to take a year off and go to Housatonic (House of Chronic). Southern is sooo overrated."

by Brucey Cotton Balls August 4, 2008